What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 03:50

Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why is there so much evil in the world?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Have you ever had sex with sisters?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?